Top Funny whatsapp Status and funny Jokes {Unique 2018}

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Funny Whatsapp Status : After Love Hurts Status , Punjabi status  & Attitude status Today We are Sharing TOP Funny Whatsapp Status with You. We already have publishes many Collection of Whatsapp Status Quotes. All these Funny Quotes & Funny Whatsapp Status given in English Language. Mostly Every People like to Change their Status Day by Day, So here is the Collection of Most Amazing & Unique  Status

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Save Water, Drink Beer!

Rules are made to be break.

I wake up when I can’t hold my PEE in any longer.

Sharab और मेरा कई बार ब्रेकअप हो चुका है; पर कमबख्त हर बार मुझे मना लेती है।

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People say everything happens for a Reason. So when I punch U in the Face, Remember I have a reason. ?

People said to follow your Dreams so i went back to BED.

Only brain is works more…if U use it more.

“गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी…अब तो मच्छर भी कान K पास आकर पूछता है,
भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ?”

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Marriage means silent suicide.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

“दुनिया की सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ.. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ …”

Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking ?

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping ?

KABHI कोई लड़की तुम्हे भाई कह के बोल दे तो बुरा MATT मानना, बस एक थप्पड़ लगाना OR बोलना इधर KYA कर रही हो.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones

I always learn from mistake of others who take my Advice ?

Excuse me … Plesae empty your pockets … I think you stole my heart.

प्यार हो तो Bluetooth के जैसा पास रहे तो Connected, दूर गये तो “SEARCHING FOR NEW DEVICE”

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their Age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner & smarter… People the opposite.

बेटी बचाओ, बेटी पढ़ाओ, और ..इनको ढंग की DRIVING भी सिखाओ…..बाल बाल बचा हूँ अभी.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my Uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to U, why the hell are you reading my status?

Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside.

I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?

Funny whatsapp status in hindi

बड़े सुकून से जी रहा हूँ ग़ालिब एक तंग करने वाली ही दे दे मालिक
3 तलाक के बाद सुप्रीम कोर्ट को love you as a friend पर भी सुनवाई करनी चाहिए
लड़कियाँ कहती हैं कि सभी लड़के पागल होते है,फिर कहती हैं “हम लड़कों से कम हैं क्या ?” ??
भगवान से तो माँग लोगे उसको, मगर उसके बाप से कैसे माँगोगे
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Twinkle Twinkle little star एक और Friend zone कर गई यार ??
Dear Girls कितना भी Makeup ?? कर लो, आजकल के बच्चे एक नजर में देखकर बता सकते है दीदी बोलना है या आंटी ???
अगर दर्द भरे गाने ? सुनकर भी आपको दर्द ना हो तो समझ लो आप दोबारा प्यार ❤करने के लिए तैयार हो चुके हो…????
उसको पटना भी नहीं है और दिन भर फोन ?से हटना भी नहीं है ??
ये मोहब्बत नहीं, उसूल-ए-वफ़ा है ऐ दोस्त, हम जान तो दे देंगे जान का नंबर नहीं देंगे ??
हम तन्हा ही चले थे ज़िन्दगी का दही जमाने। रास्ते में बुँदियाँ मिलती गईं और ज़िन्दगी का रायता बन गया ??

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When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.
Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?
I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.
If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries. 
Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.
Please God If You Can’T Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.
My Mom Said ” Follow Your Dreams “, So I Went Back To Bed.
Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite Woman Is Usually Mad.
The Four Words A Girl Most Wants To Hear. I Bought You Food.
I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.
If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
I Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.
An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.
It’S Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring
You Don’T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.

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Oh! I Am Sorry. I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.
I Won’T Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food.
If I Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You’Ve Said I’D Be Poor.
I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’T Able To Find You.
I’M Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.
If People Are Talking About You Behind Your Back, Then Just Fart.

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Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don’T Speak English.
I Am Currently Experiencing Life At The Rate Of 15 Wtf’S Every Hours.
Dear I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger….But I Love You Now.
All My Life I Thought Air Was Free….Untill I Bought A Bag Of Chips.
Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.
I’Ll Be Back In 5 Minutes But If I’M Not Just Read This Message Again.
Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.
When I Was A Kid I Used To Think The Moon Followed Our Car Everywhere.
If Each Day Is A Gift, I Would Like To Know Where I Can Return Mondays.
If You Say You’Re Cooler Than Me….Does That Make Me Hotter Than You ?
My Room Is Not Messy, It Is An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit. 
Sleeping Is My Drug. My Bed Is My Dealer & My Alarm Clock Is The Police.
My Goal This Weekend Is To Move Only Enough So People Know I’M Not Dead.

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I”M Going To Bed Really Means I’M Going To Lie In Bed And Go On My Phone.
I Wish I Lived In A World Wher Mosquitoes Would Such Fat Instead Of Blood.
God Made Every Person Different. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To China.
Cell Phones These Days Keep Getting Thinner & Smarter. People The Opposite. 
I Don’T Always Get Asked Out On A Date. But When I Do….It’S On April 1St.
I Will Do Anything Humanly Possible To Reach The Remote Without Getting Up.
I Wasn’T Mad. But Now That You Asked Me 7 Times If I’M Mad…Yes, I’M Mad !
The Word ” Studying ” Was Made Up Of Two Words Originally ” Students Dying “.


More funny status in hindi for whatsapp 

मैं धारक को 5सौ व 1हज़ार रूपये अदा करने का वचन वापस लेता हूँ!– *मोदी*?????? — #500 #1000 banned
आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनती चल रही हैं??? –#500 #1000 banned
500 का change कोई देता नहीं था। ….. 2000 का change कौन देगा अब ???
सबसे ज्यादा problem तो Big Boss के contestants को होने वाली है , किसी को पता नहीं बाहर क्या चल रहा है और जब तक बाहर आएंगे सब खत्म ???–#500 #1000 banned
तू हमारी बराबरी क्या करेगा पाकिस्तान!! जेम्स बॉन्ड जैसे लोग तो हमारे यहाँ गुटखा बेचते है!
मेरे पिता जी का तो कोई ऐसा दोस्त भी नही जो अमरीश पुरी की तरह ये कह दे..चल इस दोस्ती को रिश्तेदारी में बदल दे !???
यदि आपको लगे कि..आपकी इज्जत कम हो गई है..तो तुरंत किसी की लूट लें ???
मेरी हर गलती, ये सोच कर माफ़ कर देना दोस्तों.. कि तुम कोन से शरीफ़ हो ?? ??????
?मन में आता है के सब कुछ छोड़ कर सन्यासी हो जाऊ …फिर उस लड़की का ख़याल आ जाता है जो मुझे पति रूप में पाने के लिए 16 सोमवार का व्रत कर रही होगी????????
खुद ?के पास गर्लफ्रेंड ??नही होगी फिर भी दुसरो? को गर्लफ्रेंड ??पटाने ❣के नुस्खे देते है …. ऐसे हैं हमारे दोस्त ????
हम शरीफ बच्चे है जनाब !! जब तक माँ जागने के लिए न बोले मज़ाल है जो अपनी आँख भी खोल दे??

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