2000 + Whatsapp Status to Impress Anyone [Updated in 2018]

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2000 + Whatsapp Status to Impress Anyone [Updated in 2018]
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1 No matter how “busy” a person is…if they really love, they will always find the time for you.  
2 Love is like an Air. We can’t see it but! We can feel it.
3 In life I need only you!  
4 My “Heart” is always you!   
5 Love is like the sun which coming out from the clouds and warming your soul.
6 True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries then life is good
Always Love your GB from your Heart not from your mood or Mind..
8 In love never say “Sorry”!
9 Love is that which cannot see the poorness…
10 Love is like a rubber band, when both can stretch, and then one can release then it can heart the other!
11 Love in Life, Make the life beautiful..
12 My love for you is a journey_ that starts at forever and ends at never in Life…..
13 I lost my Heart Can Anybody See…??
14 Love is that which can makes you smile when you’re tired..!!
15 If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want do for them is to be happy….even if you are not with him..
16 I’m in love with you, and nobody stop loving you…
17 When I think about you…I don’t feel so alone….
18 If you were thinking about someone, while studying you’re definitely in Love…
19 Love is that ,which can never explained
20 Love is that which cannot see the Religious, Caste, Rich, Poor .in life.
21 Thinking of you is easy; I do it every day in life. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away…??
22 Time goes by a very slower when you miss the someone who love you.
23 Love is master key of opening a gate of happiness…
24 There is No Scale to Measure the love.  
25 A man in love is incomplete until he is married with her love. Then he’s finished.
26 Love is the only thing that controls every single emotion you have.
27 Love never fails and when it fails in life, then it’s not love!

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काश कि वो लौट आयें मुझसे यह कहने, कि तुम कौन होते हो मुझसे बिछड़ने वाले..!!!  (cool whatsapp status)
हद से बढ़ जाये तालुक तो गम मिलते हैं.. हम इसी वास्ते अब हर शख्स से कम मिलते हँ..
जिस्म से होने वाली मुहब्बत का इज़हार आसान होता है. रुह से हुई मुहब्बत को समझाने में ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है..
हद से बढ़ जाये तालुक तो गम मिलते हैं.. हम इसी वास्ते अब हर शख्स से कम मिलते हँ..
कितना कुछ जानता होगा वो शख्स मेरे बारे में मेरे मुस्कुराने पर भी जिसने पूछ लिया की तुम उदास क्यों हो.
तुम्हारे हँसने की वजह बनना चाहता हूँ , बस इतना हैं तुमसे कहना………।
दुनियाँ में इतनी रस्में क्यों हैं, प्यार अगर ज़िंदगी है तो इसमें कसमें क्यों हैं, हमें बताता क्यों नहीं ये राज़ कोई, दिल अगर अपना है तो किसी और के बस में क्यों है ( romantic whatsapp status)
ज़िन्दगी प्यारी और बहुत प्यारी है पर सिर्फ तब तक जब तक मैं तेरा और तूँ सिर्फ मेरी है। (awesome whatsapp status)
तू नाराज न रहा कर तुझे वास्ता है खुदा का…एक तेरा ही चेहरा खुश देख कर तो मैं अपना गम भुलाता हूँ।
उनकी चाहत में हम कुछ यूँ बंधे हैं कि वो साथ भी नहीं और हम अकेले भी नहीं…!
मेरी दिल की दिवार पर तस्वीर हो तेरी.. और तेरे हाथों में हो तकदीर मेरी।
तुम जिन्दगी में आ तो गये हो मगर ख्याल रखना,,,, हम ‘जान’ दे देते हैं मगर ‘जाने’ नहीं देते !! (funny whatsapp status)
Pyar kiya nahi jata pyar to ho jata hai….
आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
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Zindgi bhut choti hai….hamesha haste rahe!
Chinta na karo hamesha Kush Raho..
Zindgi ka pata nahi kab ruk jaye ,Is lye Apna Supne Jaldi pure kore..  ( best whatsapp quotes)

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A relationship is only made for two….but some just forget how to count.

It’s hard to forget someone, who gave you so much to remember

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204 countries,805 Islands,7 seas,7+ Billion people and I’m single!!!

Life is like a roller coaster.It has is up’s and down’s but it’s up to weather to enjoy the ride or not.


love is so strange…sometimes it reason 2 live life..and sometimes it becomes reason 2 leave life..

Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn.  (hindi attitude status for whatsapp)

Time doen’t really Heal the heart.It just makes the heart forget all the pain.  (whatsapp status in hindi short )

I promise to be there when u need me,i promise to hug you tight when you are lonely

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If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.

Hate is like acid.It damages the vessel in which it is stored and destroys the vessel in which it it is poured.


The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained. ……

Evil is obvious only in retrospect

Every time I start trusting someone,they show me why I shouldn’t.

All that I’ve learned in my life is Cost of health insurance cost’s more than health.

(love status for whatsapp in hindi)

Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.

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Something I learned about people.. If they do it once, they’ll do it again!

My silence is just another word for pain

The irony of life is, it gives you the hardest of times when u least expect it.

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I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.

I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.


Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.

If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.

My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…


The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

I’m Not Special , I’m Just Limited Edition.

Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.


I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.

I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card….

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.


Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

Waiting for Wi-Fi network.


My attitude based on how you treat me.

Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.

Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!

I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Yeah You – The one reading my status, Get Lost!


If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.

I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

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Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.      (attitude status in hindi)

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.


Last seen 1980! ?        (sad status for whatsapp)

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GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice ?

I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them ?


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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. ?


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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. ?

I just need a good Wifi and Wife.


Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. ?

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

I Like to study.. Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO …. GIRLS – YES!!!


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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

I am Cool but Summer Days make me hot..

Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.


I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Save water drink beer.


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Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped ?

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

6 Peg Loading .. ?

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.


My style is unique don’t copy it!

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity

Mah Attitude.. Mah ishtyle !

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

I wish there was a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

If you can’t convince her then confuse her

There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.


I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING

A man is as young as the woman he feels.


Look For Something Positive in Each Day,Even if Some Days You Have to Look A Little Harder.

Do not worry about Failures,Worry about the chances you miss when you do not even try.

Give God your weakness and he will give you his strength.

Your mind is a powerful thing,when you fill it with positive thoughts,Your life will start to change.

FEAR has two meanings – Forget Everything and Run OR Face Everything and Rise.Choice is yours.

Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to others.

Every Accomplishment Starts with the Decision to try.

Success is no Accident.
It is hard work,preserverance,learning,studying,sacrifice and most of all, Love of what you are doing.

Be Strong because things will get better.It may be stormy now.but it never rain forever.

Stop Hating yourself for everything you are not and start loving yourself for everything you already are.

Strength does not come from physical capacity.It comes from an indomitable will.

Never let go of your Dreams.

Stars can not shine without darkness.

If you can dream it,you can do it.

When everything feels like an uphill struggle,just think of the view from the top.

Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life.because you become what you believe.

Believe in yourself.

Do not wait for the perfect moment, Take the moment and make it perfect.

Do not call it a dream, call it a plan.

I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life,they have shown me exactly who i do not want to be.

Do not ruin a good today by thinking about a bad yesterday. Let it go.

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.

Life is like a bicycle.To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

There are two ways of spreading light:To be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

Our eyes in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.Don’t dwell on things in past.Learn from them and keep moving Forward.

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

If “Plan A” did not work, The alphabet has 25 more letters.Stay Cool.

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of you no one would believe it.

Love the life you live.Live the life you Love.

Wake up with determination.Go to bed with satisfaction.

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.

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